In the ironic universe, what ever is the most absurd is the most likely. In the ironic universe, Aimee Mann becomes a boxing groupie.

In the ironic universe, an unremarkable ex- placeholder in the Chicago Daley political machine wins the Nobel Peace prize; $1,4 million dollars. He looks good in a suit, why not George Pataki? Why not Bono?
Why not Chris Rock? Why not Naz? Why not Tony Blair? How about Eric Blair? … or Max Blair?

Obama says; “I’m giving the funds to charity.”

Yeah, Acorn …

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has no credibility whatsoever. They gave Henry Kissinger a Nobel. They also awarded Yassir Arafat a peace prize. What prize did Leon Klinghoffer receive?

Somehow, Adolf Eichmann escaped their scrutiny, he would be a lock in the current ironic universe. How about Neville Chamberlain. “Peace in our time,” he said, waving a piece of paper. Napoleon? How about Stalin?

How many wars does Obama have going? Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran is next … Obama gave an acceptance speech after his notification, then met with military leaders to discuss Afghan war strategy.

Nothing could better encapulate the pointless, cultureless, feckless, venal, irrational, toadying, boot licking and just plain ugly nature of the our American times than this award. Memo to self; “if the Nobel committee calls, tell them nobody is home!”